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You have followed a spoof link and arrived here. All the links had to go somewhere and here it is. If you came looking for the secrets of how to make millions on-line, then you are a sucker! If you came because you love my funny words, then go to the Salty Droid website where they do things, better, faster, and funnier!
This is the only serious page on the whole site. It contains the true secrets of making money as a writer or blogger. This information is highly secret, and only available to people who click on my super-secret special spoof links.
The true secrets of making money by writing and blogging on-line are very powerful! They may destroy your network affiliate marketing blogger guru on-line web plans completely. Make sure that you are ready for the truth before reading on.
Here are the five secrets of making money by writing and blogging on-line.
- You have to be able to rite and sperl and (punctuate) really well!
- You have to work really hard!
- You have to find your own clients!
- You have to learn to say no to low prices even when you are hungry!
- All PDF EBooks about making money writing are shit because people who make money writing on-line don’t write PDF Ebooks about making money writing on-line. They just make money writing on-line!
If you want to make money as an on-line writer who creates niche blogs, and writes PDF EBooks about it, then you missed the boat by about five years. That's a long time in affiliate marketing network PDF EBook guruland.
Or maybe not! There is still a chance!
There is always room for one more super-talented blogger / marketer at the top of the SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger gurudom pyramid. But it isn't you.
If you're absolutely sure that it is you then GET OFF MY BLOG NOW and do some very important affiliate marketing network pro-blogger guru stuff.
Perhaps you can start by selling a PDF EBook to your mom!
Or maybe not! There is still a chance!
There is always room for one more super-talented blogger / marketer at the top of the SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger gurudom pyramid. But it isn't you.
If you're absolutely sure that it is you then GET OFF MY BLOG NOW and do some very important affiliate marketing network pro-blogger guru stuff.
Perhaps you can start by selling a PDF EBook to your mom!
If you want to make money by writing concise, well-crafted articles and website text that you can be proud of then congratulations. You may be a genuine writer rather than just another wannabe gazillionaire who want to get rich quick without doing any work. Here's a mental high five for ploughing through this much crap to get this far.
I have a few bits of advice for you based on my own experiences as a writer starting a career on-line.
- Don't spend hours crafting quality content for websites like Helium, Hubpages and Squidoo. They keep getting knobbled when Google changes its search algorithms and the money you make from them is chicken feed. There are people who make decent money on this sort of sites but if they sold their copy properly they would make a load more.
- Never work for peanuts even when you are starting out. It is bad for your self-confidence and encourages shysters to trick new writers into working for nothing. Instead of knocking out articles for three dollars a pop, send out query letters to companies that pay proper money. One positive reply is worth far more than a whole week of slave-rates. Don't even get out of bed for less than ten dollars per 400 words and only accept that at the very start. Aim to be charging five times as much within a year.
- Join Constant Content and read all their submission guidelines. Then read their submission guidelines again. Then submit an article. Wait for it to be reviewed (and probably rejected). Take on board all their comments if it is rejected. Constant Content are fussy and pedantic and demand very high standards of grammar, spelling and content. In fact, they are like most high-paying clients. If you can satisfy Constant Content's high standards and work out what sells for high prices on the site you are half way to being able to cut it as a freelance writer.
Too lazy for Constant Content?
Try Ghostblogger: Slightly lower fees and less scrutiny than Constant Content, but still reasonable money for writing.
Create a Wordpress blog about something you know a load about. Use VigLink to seed it with subtle text ads, and get paid when people click on them.
Give Clickworker a try. If you can write sentences you can earn 25 dollars an hour by bashing out SEO filler. Not bad if you are having a bad day and can't think of anything better to do! Just do me a favour and write 10 euros worth before giving up. That way I get the lousy five euros commission for recruiting you!
Or save yourself all the hassle and bother of having to do some real work and buy my PDF EBook called Click On This Link and Go Nowhere.
