Social Media To Continue Expanding Infinitely And For Ever And Ever And Ever

Social media growth defies gravity. Can it last?

A fascinating study by the University of Waffle and Lettuce has revealed that Social Media is set to continue expanding. Eventually,  the entire universe will be one humongous Tweet. The study, commissioned by the SEO Marketing PDF eBook Guru Institute, also found that SEO gurus and in-bound marketers will soon rule the world. From their parent's basements!


With Facebook set to debut on the stock markets with a value of a gazillion dollars, some old-fashioned, fuddy-duddies are daring to suggest that social media and social networks are turning into a bubble. These Luddite fools, who still own pens, and even use them to make words, are of course, completely wrong. Their absurd notions of ROI and cost-effective marketing are now obsolete.  If someone doesn't understand the true value of millions of people wasting their time sending by each other videos of cats, simply unfriend them and move on.


The unprecedented growth of social networks will soon spread from people to devices, such as fridges, cars and sex toys. This future "Internet of things" will make social networks better:  Most of the tweets between inanimate objects will be less banal than the ones between humans.