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If this all sounds a little bit unrealistic that is only because you still haven't tapped into the amazing power of body language. Did you know that Arnold Schwarteneger is actually a five foot runt with no money and bad breath. Really, all the rich successful people do! The only reason he looks to you like an enormous, muscle-bound millionaire is because he knows the secrets of body language, and you don't!
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Arnie is a wimp!
If this all sounds a little bit unrealistic that is only because you still haven't tapped into the amazing power of body language. Did you know that Arnold Schwarteneger is actually a five foot runt with no money and bad breath. Really, all the rich successful people do! The only reason he looks to you like an enormous, muscle-bound millionaire is because he knows the secrets of body language, and you don't!
So why should you believe me!
Because I am one of the people who you have always dreamed of being. A tall, strong person with perfect hair and teeth. I am rich, and therefore a role model. You shouldn't be questioning my authority, you should feel privileged that I am talking to you. I'm sending you a mental high five right now! Say thanks!
More super-secret power secrets revealed
Our body language super-secret power tips are simple, but powerful. Once you know them, you become one of us! That's right, one of the few, the 1 percent, the privileged! Leave your grotty home and your tatty wife behind, and join us on the super yacht to success.
Are you ready for your free super-power-secret-tips?
Here they come....
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1. Eye Contact: Maintain it, at all times, with everyone else rich, always!
2. Posture: Stand up straight, don't slouch. Your not poor now you know!
3. Nod: Agree with whoever you are talking to!
4. Smile: Always, using your teeth. Make them stick out!
5. Proximity: Get close, touch people, fiddle with them even!
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1. Eye Contact: Maintain it, at all times, with everyone else rich, always!
2. Posture: Stand up straight, don't slouch. Your not poor now you know!
3. Nod: Agree with whoever you are talking to!
4. Smile: Always, using your teeth. Make them stick out!
5. Proximity: Get close, touch people, fiddle with them even!
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