How to Make A Gazzillion Dollars in Your Underwear

Does this remind you of SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger guru schemes?

There is one sure fire way of making a gazillion dollars while dressed in your underwear. All you have to do is look like Gisele Bundchen! If you don't then you may have to rely on your SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger PDF ebook gurudom to make your gazillions.  

Good luck with that!!

Or you could sit down and knock out some quality, insightful  web content and sell it to someone for proper money. 

Hard work ??? On-line!! Don't be ridiculous! Read a PDF eBook and got to bed without any supper!

It is perfectly possible to make a living sitting in your pants and working on-line. I know, I have been doing it on and off for nearly ten years! First I was a stock photographer and spent hours on Photoshop and now I am a budding on-line writer with a sideline in silly blogs. I wouldn't say I am making a living just from writing yet but my plan is unfolding nicely. Maybe I should write a PDF eBook about it and sell it on this website for 29.99!

 In fact I will! 

Click here for an exclusive preview of my PDF EBook called Making Gazillions by Sitting Around in your Underwear Doing Nothing Useful.

People making good money doing what they love rarely stop doing it for long enough to tell their potential competitors exactly how to copy them. Many proper writing opportunities are in niches and no sane writer is going to give up their contacts and techniques! 

Not for 29.99!!

There are notable and very wealthy exceptions to this like Problogger Darren Rowse who make their livings making money and then tell everyone else how to copy them. Most bona fide gurus arrived on the scene long before you and have far more energy, discipline and talent! You're a bit of waster with more dreams than drive!

How dare I judge you like this? 

Don't I know that you are a budding SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger guru with a PDF eBook on sale for 29.99? Yes I do! You and all the others with your tawdry, copycat Wordpress websites, Top Ten Tips twaddle and rehashed PDF eBooks. I know you are unlikely to become a gazillionaire because genuine SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger gurus are too busy counting their money and sailing their yachts to bother reading this rubbish. 

The fact that you are reading it means you aren't doing anything of real worth to increase your net value. 

You really should be you know!! 

Time is short and inflation is eating up your savings faster than a fat kid on a diet eats up a gingerbread house.

GET OFF MY BLOG AND DO SOME PROPER WORK!!!

Still here? 

Shame on you!! 

Why don't you do some Clickworker monkey work or write a decent, insightful article for Constant Content?

Can't be bothered? 

Try my amazing PDF eBook about Getting Something For Nothing By Tweeting About Garbage All Day Long. Click here to buy it for 29.99!

Really, just go away now, I'm sick of the sight of you. 

If you are still reading this then there is something wrong with you!!!! 

This spoof blog about Making Money Blogging About Making Money Blogging  is designed to burst the bubble of silliness that surrounds the whole "sell PDF eBooks and become an affiliate marketing on-line guru" industry. Not everyone can be a gazzillionaire by selling PDF EBooks and affiliate marketing tools. 

Each bona fide guru needs an army of acolytes to buy their stuff. If each accolyte has their own army of sub-acolytes then the sub-accolytes need armies of sub-sub-accolytes to keep the ball rolling. 

Starting to see a problem yet?? Within about four generations there need to be more PDF EBooks in existence than there are atoms in the universe

ITS

A DAMN

PYRAMID SCHEME!! 

Like the one Bernie Madoff ran in New York!!

Sadly, you are too close to the bottom of the pyramid to earn back the money you spend on PDF eBooks that teach you how to sell PDF eBooks by selling PDF eBooks to other people who want to learn how to make money selling PDF eBooks to people who want to learn how to sell PDF eBooks to people who want to learn how to sell PDF eBooks to  ......

Oh, Sod it!! You get the message!

GET A PROPER JOB or WRITE DECENT ON-LINE CONTENT FOR MONEY

What's the bloody point?

Why are you still here?

Weirdo!

Click here right now and win a guaranteed Gazillion dollars-worth of free PDF eBooks.