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Juice a weasel for good health every day

The weasel (Mustela nivalis) is a small and graceful creature that inhabits the hedgerows of the British and European countryside. It is common but crafty, and difficult to capture. The weasel's guile has served it well because country folk have hunted it for centuries thanks to the amazing curative properties of its juice.



Did you know that miracle weasel blood is mentioned in Shakespeare?



In Hamlet, when the tragic hero is crashing about with a hangover he screams, "my kingdom, my kingdom for a weasel smoothie".



Get into the Weasel Zone!


The weasel zone is the popular name for the blissed-out state you sink into after drinking a glass of weasel juice. Sink back and feel the powerful antioxidants purge your blood and polish your bones. Tumours vanish, kidney stones dissolve, finger nails sparkle and hands shrink as the powerful, natural chemicals in weasel juice rebalance your system.



Buy British weasel juice today and help keep our country traditions alive. Did you know that country folk are now so endangered that only three people still speak Wisewomanese? 


With globalisation on our doorstep isn't it nice to know that you can contribute to Britain's heritage by supporting a local industry. Buy weasel juice here today and save Britain and its endangered traditions!


The health benefits of weasel juice are immeasurable. There is so much power in a single weasel that when a laboratory tested our products it exploded and cured every case of cancer within six miles!


Here are the Top Five Reasons to Get Into Weasel Juice Right Now


Appetite Suppression: Drink the pure juice of a raw weasel and you won't feel like eating again for hours. Have you ever seen a fat weasel? No? That is because weasels can eat whatever they want whenever they want because they are made of weasel juice.


Antioxidants: Weasels are so high in anthocyanins, cyanoanthocins and cinoanthocyans that the laboratory that first tested the juice exploded. 


Anti-Ageing: Get one of your five a day from weasel juice and not only will your skin get younger but you hands will shrink back to baby size.


Arthritis Cure: Weasel-juice relieves joint pain and cures arthritis. That is why the druids never had arthritis.


Anti-cancer: Nobody in the jungle ever gets cancer because they all eat weasels every day. In fact, it is all they eat!


WOW! Five top health benefits of Weasels and still on "A"


Here are some more:


High Fibre: Juice your weasel unpeeled and the fur and bones will keep you regular as the summer solstice. 


Essential Fatty Acids: There are as many essential fatty acids in a glass of freshly-squeezed weasel juice as there are in a whole ocean of cod's livers. 


Eliminate Toxins: Weasel juice is mildly purgative so a full glass will cleanse your body of all those nasty toxins that lurk behind your pituitary. There is nothing like a cold glass of pure weasel juice followed by seven house or projectile vomiting to cleanse your system.


Cleanse your colon: Weasels are not just for juicing. Instead of paying for expensive colonic irrigation just pop a couple of live weasels up there overnight for a thorough cleanse. 




Don't just believe us. Here are what some of our customers are saying about this innovative, never before sold product that you can be the first to own:


Mandy from Dagestan says "Thanks to your amazing colon cleansing weasel product I no longer have occasional digestive discomfort. Also, your weasel weight loss program and weasel diet tips have changed my life. I feel so much more confident now that I have a weasel in my colon. Thank you so much, you guys are great".


Mickey from Disney says "I'm walking and talking weasel to everybody and anybody that will listen! Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to get out there and tell the entire world just how wonderful weasels really are. I still don’t believe it! All these stressful years of digestive discomfort problems have come to an end in just a few short days thanks to the weasel in my ass. I have basically addressed the worst part of my life with a weasel. Thanks a million weasels!"

Mitt from Utah says: Well, I'm happy to say that I was introduced to wonderful weasel juice drinks and my blood work went back to normal in sixty days. My chronic hip and knee pain is gone thanks to the injections of weasel serum. Weasels have changed my life!!

Victoria from London W1 says: "Adding weasel juice to my regime of rodent-based supplements has extended my lifespan by over 120 years. I plan to use some sort of weasel product for the rest of eternity. And, I have lost 20 pounds in the last ten days thanks to weasel-therapy".



Jump on-board the latest health food juggernaut before it leaves town. The supply of weasels is limited and you may not be able to buy them for long! 


Weasels are long and thin and stack up perfectly in the freezer. Stock up on weasels now before they go extinct!!!! Get your weasel deal today.


Buy a month-long supply of freeze-dried weasels and get another month free. Our weasels are high in antioxidants and vitamins because we freeze-dry them in the hedgerows with a out patent-pending WeaselFreezer device. Don't pay good money for inferior weasels or cheap stoats as they will not make you live for ever.


Get your weasels here today and get into the:

Weasel Zone

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